13.06: UGM starts off, Aled admits he’s confused. UGM chair election starts.

13.10: Kevin Holder elected as chair, defeats RON.

13.16: Filipe the fresher is vice-chair.

13.25: After some drawn-out voting, Will Xie gets the job of dressing in a costume and smiting paper-throwers…

13.28: Sabbs and officers introduce themselves……*yawn*

13.34: Sheldon apologises for inaccurate drug prices – he definitely looks like he’s on something…

13.43: Business society gets bailed out by the SU….ah well.

13.53: The commie SWSS have their anti-bank bailout motion shot down by the crowd of future bankers at this UGM.

13.57: The children are saved as almost everyone backs the nursery motion.